in Good Wife 101 this week:
1. when cooking on those electric hot-plate-type stove thingies, DO NOT place paper towels or anything that can burn onto those hot round stove thingies for the simple reason that THEY WILL BURST INTO FLAMES.
2. when its time to do laundry while you're living out of suitcases, DO NOT wash all the clothing when your husband's in the shower including the shorts that he would change into because it means he will have to drive you to your pottery class in his underwear and as much as u'll think that might be fun, he will NOT DO IT.
3. there is NO surefire way of putting on a sports bra seductively. any attempt would only result in your partner falling off the bed and convulsing on the floor in heaps of laughter. do not try this at home. or anywhere else for that matter. very bad for ego one.
1. when cooking on those electric hot-plate-type stove thingies, DO NOT place paper towels or anything that can burn onto those hot round stove thingies for the simple reason that THEY WILL BURST INTO FLAMES.
2. when its time to do laundry while you're living out of suitcases, DO NOT wash all the clothing when your husband's in the shower including the shorts that he would change into because it means he will have to drive you to your pottery class in his underwear and as much as u'll think that might be fun, he will NOT DO IT.
3. there is NO surefire way of putting on a sports bra seductively. any attempt would only result in your partner falling off the bed and convulsing on the floor in heaps of laughter. do not try this at home. or anywhere else for that matter. very bad for ego one.
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Even I would know not to put flammable items near a stove...
Whats even more fun is when you put a carrot in the miscrowave and it bursts into flames... Very exciting! You should try it! (A: You really think we should be encouraging her like this P? P: *Grin*. Could be fun. A: You're evil. P: Muahahaha.)
But laundry.. sigh, I would have had some faith in your imagination!! Forget the pottery class and stay home with the near naked dude lah.... Show off your newfound hand skills... bet he would have driven you anywhere after...
but i needed to glaze my pots leh.
Keep leavin' him without nice threads and those are the one things that be getting a good glazin'. :)
wishb, i meant ONLY things... :P