i'm not one to try and intervene in the matters of the heart belonging to others, but we were chatting with a friend the other day about her recent break-up, about lousy fish in the sea, about good men being all taken or batting for the other team, that sorta thing. and then it struck us. let's see what the men out there on the other side of all these computer screens are like. afterall, apart from the occasional psycho, stalker, and pedophile, what's there to lose?

So here's kicking off Project New Man to help find her soulmate, or failing that, a mate would do just fine.

The Client:

Single Japanese Female, 5' 2", seeks Single White Male above the age of 30 and above 5' 2". Must have job. Must have tertiary education. Must be financially stable and of sound mind. Must have interest in Japanese and general asian cultures. Ability to speak more than two languages a plus, one of which should be French, which she speaks. Conversational english proficiency is a bonus though not a requirement (so if you have a French-speaking friend who can't read this entry, you can enter on his behalf). Likewise, being a diving fan herself, the ability and passion for diving is a major plus. though in my opinion, you should at least be able to doggy paddle.

The Proposal:

1. No picture. No real names. This protects everyone, including you.
2. Interested parties are requested to provide a brief description of yourselves in the comments section below this post.
3. Confessions of an Accidental Tai Tai is only providing this as a service to a friend's request, and takes no responsibility for any idiotic behavior or contact in real life. So if you leave your phone number here and strange people start calling you, its not my fault.
4. Do NOT leave your phone numbers.
5. If u must leave contact information, leave an email address at your own risk.
6. Play nice.
7. That means NO porn, foul language or skanky propositions. (but u can try to sound sexy and alluring if you think that's a strong point for you)

This could be the start of a romantic relationship, a true friendship, or your worst nightmare. The ball's in your court (pun completely intended).

The search begins... NOW.