lost in f#!*@%$#?!g transition




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"Hello Mrs Tonque? This is Jake from ***pet movers. The dog was checked into Changi Airport last night and boarded the plane headed for Frankfurt. Our driver went to collect her this afternoon as scheduled but here's the thing... he just called to say that she never arrived."

What the fuck? Panic panic panic. Couldn't reach my husband. Couldn't think. Smoked a cigarette. called the movers back.

"no word yet, m'am. we're still checking. please stay by the phone."

fuck fuck fuck. Where's the dog? Smoked another cigarette. Husband called. Panic panic panic. Smoked another cigarette. Husband comes home. Calls ***pet movers' Singapore counterpart. Panic Panic Panic. Maybe she ran away? Maybe she died? Maybe she got kidnapped? Dognapped?

"Hello Mrs Tonque? We found the dog. We think someone in Frankfurt forgot to put the dog on the plane. She's at a kennel at the airport now and will be shipped to you on the same flight tomorrow."

WAH LAN EH. #*&##^@#$@!*!!!



2 Responses to “lost in f#!*@%$#?!g transition”

  1. Anonymous Anonymous 

    So did the Bow Wow Wow arrive?

  2. Anonymous Anonymous 

    yes and thanks for asking :). she arrived late last week and apart from some weight loss and a LOT of hair loss, she's ok. poor baby.

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